THE "IRREPRESSIBLE" AGAIN
Gent in Knickerbockers. "Rummy speakers them 'Ighlanders, 'Enery. When we wos talking to one of the 'ands, did you notice 'im saying 'nozzing' for 'nothink,' and 'she' for 'e'?"
"THE LAST STRAW"
"Tired out, are you? Try a drop of brandy! Eh!—what!—confound——By jingo, I've forgotten my flask!"