NOTHING LIKE MOUNTAIN AIR
Tourist (who has been refreshing himself with the toddy of the country). "I shay, ole fler! Highlands seem to 'gree with you wonerfly—annomishtake. Why, you look DOUBLE the man already!"
THE HEIGHT OF BLISS
Highland Shepherd. "Fine toon, Glasco', I pelieve, and lots o' coot meat there."
Tourist. "Oh, yes, lots."
Highland Shepherd. "An' drink, too?"