Mr. Punch in the Highlands - Unknown

[Exit Landlady and brings a cork, which the Captain carefully sticks in the muzzle of the gun, and assures her it is all right now--

Landlady (relieved). "Ou, aye! it's a' right noo, but it wasna safe afore, ye ken."

Transatlantic Millionaire (surveying one of his deer-forests). "Ha! look there! I see three excursionists! Send 'em to the----!"

Gigantic Gillie (and chucker-out). "If you please, Mr. Dollers, they're excisemen!"

T.M. "I don't care who they are! Send'em to the----!"

G.G. "Yes, Mr. Dollers."