ROBBERY WITH VIOLENCE
Lady (who has just jumped on fallen Sportsman). "I'm awfully sorry! I hope we didn't hurt you?"
Fallen Sportsman. "Oh, I'm all right, thanks. But—er—do you mind leaving me my hat?"
In the Midlands
Belated Hunting Man (to Native). "Can you kindly point out the way to the Fox and Cock Inn?"
Native. "D'ye mean the Barber's Arms?"