B. H. M. "No, the Fox and Cock!"
Native. "Well, that's what we call the Barber's Arms."
B. H. M. "Why so?"
Native (with a hoarse laugh). "Well, ain't the Fox and Cock the same as the Brush and Comb?"
[Vanishes into the gloaming, leaving the B. H. M. muttering those words which are not associated with benediction, while he wearily passes on his way.
Appropriate to the Winter Season
For sportsmen, the old song long ago popular, entitled "There's a Good Time Coming, Boys," if sung by a M.F.H. with a bad cold, as thus: "There's a Good Tibe Cubbing, Boys!"