Casual

Owner of let-out hunters (to customer just returned from day's sport.) "Are you aware, sir, that ain't my 'orse?"

Sportsman. "Not yours! Then, by Jove, I did collar the wrong gee during that scrimmage at the brook!"


At our Opening Meet

Stranger from over the water. "I guess you've a mighty smart bunch of dogs there, m'lord!"

Noble but crusty M.F.H. "Then you guess wrong, sir. This is a pack of hounds!"


Must be Hungry

"Wish you'd feed your horse before he comes out."