"Eh—why—hang it!—what do you mean?"
"He's always trying to eat my boots. He evidently thinks there's some chance of getting at a little corn!"
THE RETORT COURTEOUS
(A Reminiscence of the past Harrier Season)
Major Topknot, M.H. (to butcher's boy.) "Hi! Hulloah! Have you seen my hare?"
Butcher's Boy. "Ga-a-rn! 'Ave you seen my whiskers?"