Be still, my heart; throb less, my brain;

Ho! ho! my only client’s dead.

I think I hear a double knock;

I did—alas! it is a dun.

Tailor—avaunt! my sense you shock;

He’s dead! you know I had but one!

What’s this they thrust into my hand?

A bill returned!—ten pounds for bread!

My butcher got a large demand;

I’m mad! my only client’s dead.