Chamber Practice.—Messenger (from studious party in the floor below). “If you please, sir, master’s compliments, and he says he’d be much obliged if you’d let him know when the repairs will be finished, for the knocking do disturb him so!”
Reform your Lawyers’ Bills.—There is one consolidation of the statutes that would be very useful—to make them so solid that no lawyer could drive a coach-and-six through them.
First Litigant. “I’m bankruptcy. What are you?”
Second L. “I’m divorce.”
First L. “Then you stand lunch!”