THE WAY THEY HAVE AT THE BAR
(Fragment from a romance not entirely imaginary)
Scene.—A corridor in the Royal Courts. Eminent counsel in conversation with estimable solicitor and respected client.
Client. I am rather sorry, sir, that you could not conduct my case in person.
Coun. So am I. I took a deal of trouble in preparing the argument I proposed to advance, and it was a great disappointment to me that I was unable to deliver it in person.
Solic. But your junior, sir, represented you to perfection.
Coun. I am rejoiced to hear it. I give every credit to my young and learned friend, and am pleased to think that when we met in consultation I was able to choose the right line of policy.
Solic. Besides, if you were not with us, your retainer prevented you from being against us. And that was a distinct advantage.
Coun. You are most flattering, and too kind.