I draw with the pens at each assize,

If ink before me handy lies.

I’ve got a fee! I’ve got a fee!

I’ve got what I so seldom see;

With the judge above, and the usher below,

I wait upon the last back row.

Should a silk gown come with argument deep,

What matter! I can go to sleep.

I love (oh, how I love) to bide

At some fierce, foaming, senior’s side.