When every mad word stuns the court,

And the judges wish he’d cut it short,

And tell him the case of So-and-So,

His argument doth to atoms blow.

I never hear Chancery’s dull, tame jaw,

But I love the fun of the Common Law,

And fly to the Exchequer, Bench and Pleas,

As a mouse flies back to a Cheshire cheese!

For the cheese it always seem’d to me,

Especially if I got a fee!