Q. What are original writs?—A. Pothooks and hangers.
EQUITY AND CONVEYANCING.
Q. What are a bill and answer?—A. Ask my tailor.
Q. How would you file a bill?—A. I don’t know, but would lay a case before a blacksmith.
Q. What steps would you take to dissolve an injunction? A. I should put it into some very hot water, and let it remain there until it was melted.
Q. What are post-nuptial articles?—A. Children.
CRIMINAL LAW AND BANKRUPTCY.
Q. What is simple larceny?—A. Picking a pocket of a handkerchief, and leaving a purse of money behind.
Q. What is grand larceny.—A. The income-tax.