Odd-handed Justice.—First Ruffian. “Wot was I hup for, and wot ’ave I got? Well, I floor’d a woman and took ’er watch, and I’ve got two years and a floggin’.”

Second Ruffian. “Ha!—I flung a woman out o’ the top floor winder; an’ I’ve on’y got three months!”

First Ruffian. “Ah, but then she was yer wife!!”


BY A LAW STUDENT IN CHAMBERS

The days are gone when I used to seek

Refreshment and fun in the Henley Week,

But now all that is a thing of the past,

The pace at the time was too good to last.