Legal Query.—Is there any precedent for a good practical farmer being styled one of the judges of the land?
Depreciative.—Defendant (on bail). “’Im my counsellor! Then blowed if I don’t conduct my own case in pusson!”
LIFTS TO LAZY LAWYERS
Q. What are first fruits?
A. Rhubarb and little green gooseberries.
Q. When is it necessary to commence a fresh suit?
A. When the other has become too ventilating or seedy.