Q. What is a release?
A. To exchange the society of your ugly aunt for that of your pretty cousin.
Q. What is a clerical error?
A. Preaching a three hours’ sermon.
Q. What is a settlement of a conveyance?
A. When an omnibus smashes a cab.
Q. What is the master’s general report?
A. That wages are too high.
Q. Is “What’s that to you,” deemed a sufficient answer?
A. It may be, or may not; but it is likely to be excepted to for impertinence.