SUCCESSFUL SANITATION
Anxious Tourist. "Since your town has been newly drained, I suppose there is less fever here?"
Hotel-Keeper (reassuringly). "Ach, yes, sir! Ze teefoose (typhus) is now quite ze exception!"
A CONTINENTAL TRIP
First Man (tasting beer). "Hullo! I ordered lager. This isn't lager!"
Second Man (tasting). "No; but it's jolly good, all the same!"
Third Man (tasting). "C'est magnifique! mais ce n'est pas lager-r-r!"