Sergeant O'Leary. "Double! Left! Right! What the blazes, Pat Rooney, d'ye mane by not doublin' wid the squad?"
Pat. "Shure, sergeant, 'twasn't a fair start"!
"Lucus a Non," &c.
(Aiming drill.)
Musketry Instructor. "Now, then! How do you 'xpect to see the hobject haimed at, if you don't keep your heye closed?"