Our Manœuvres.
Captain of Skirmishers (rushing in to seize picket sentries of the enemy). "Hullo! He-ar! You surrender to this company!"
Opposition Lance-Corporal. "Beg pardon, sir! It's the other way, sir. We're a brigade, sir!!!"
Military Ardour.
Sentry (with mixed ideas of manual and platoon). "Gar'd t'n out!"
Commandant. "Bless you, sir, what are you about?"