Local Torturer. "Be it, zur? Wull, 'old on tight to the chair, an' we'll get it off zummow!"
Cheering.
First Artist (on a pedestrian tour). "Can you tell which is the best inn in Baconhurst?"
Rustic (bewildered). "Dunno."
Second Artist (tired). "But we can get beds there, I suppose? Where do travellers generally go?"
Rustic. "Go to the union moostly!"