A Moot Point.
Mrs. Brown (on her honeymoon). "Oh, aren't you glad, darling, we have come this delightful tour, instead of going to one of those stupid foreign places?"
[Darling is not quite sure about it, as the hills are of terrible frequency, and, naturally, he tows his bride up every one.
Bad Habits Grow Apace.
Traveller (whose train is due). "Look here, I'm going to get out and walk. That brute will make me miss my train!"