At the Cric-Crac Restaurant
Customer (looking at bill). Here, waiter, there's surely some mistake in this total.
Waiter (politely). Zehn thousand pardons, sir! Mit my usual carelessness I have added in ze date and vorgot to charge you for ze butter.
An Oversight!
Swell. Waiter! This—ah—chop's vewy dwy!
Waiter. 'Ndeed, sir? Perhaps if you were to order something to drink with it, sir——