A REBUKE

Host. "Fish is very expensive, just now, I can tell you. This salmon cost me two and sixpence a pound!"

Guest (no business of his). "Ah, it's very good, I think I'll take another eighteen penn'orth!"


CAUTION

The Major. "Don't you like liqueurs, Mrs. Jinks?"

Mrs. Jinks. "Yes; but they make one so unreserved!"