"SCORED"
Little Wife. "Now, Fred dear, I'm ready."
Lazy Husband. "I'm awfully sorry, dear; but I must stay in, as I'm expecting a friend every minute."
Little Wife (sarcastically). "A friend every minute! Heavens, Fred! What a crowd of friends you'll have by the end of the day!"
DECIDEDLY PLEASANT
Genial Youth. "I say, Gubby, old chap, is this really true about your going to marry my sister Edie?"