Gubbins. "Yes, Tommy. It's all settled. But why do you ask?"
G. Y. "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now! You know I've pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a real stayer!!"
He. "The joke was, both these girls were hopelessly in love with me, and I made them madly jealous of each other."
She. "I wonder you had the face to do it, Mr. Sparkins!"
