The Vernacular.
"Yer know that young Germin feller as come ter sty in our 'ouse six months agow? Well, w'en fust 'e come, I give yer my word'e didn' know nothink but 'is own lengwidge; but we bin learnin' 'im English, an' now e' can speak it puffick—jes' the sime as wot you an' me can."
Dinner for the H-less. Good Educational Course for an Uneducated Cockney.—An aitch-bone.
Cockneys at Aldershot.—First Cockney. "'Ere, 'Arry, where's the colonel?"