Second Cockney. "The colonel, bless yer, 'e's in an 'ut."


Household Note.—(By a Cockney). What to do with cold mutton. Heat it.


Cockney Conundrum.—Wot lake in Hengland's got the glassiest buzzum?

Windermere.


For Cives Romani.—The way to 'Ampton races?—The 'Appy 'Un (Appian) of course.