"He must find you a very useful person."

"Yes, madam. I order his frames, stretch his canvases, wash his brushes, set his palette, and mix his colours. All he's got to do is just to shove 'em on!"


Tripper. "'Ere! 'Arf a mo'! Where's the change out o' that bob I gave yer?"

Bystander. "Don't worry about it, cocky; ain't you got the bloomin' 'oss as security!"