Holiday Driver (returning from a pic-nic). "Excuse me, sir, but can you see anything wrong with the 'arness of this 'ere 'orse?"
Sportsmen at Sea.
(Tom exhibiting a tern which he has shot). I say, 'Arry, wot bird 's this 'ere?
'Arry. A auk, I should say.
Tom. What yer calls a sparrerawk?
'Arry. No. Hay, u, k, auk, without the sparrer.