Think! "From the cradle to the grave!" my brother,

A nurse takes you from one, an 'earse to t'other.


A Vulgar Error.—Misplacing the haspirate.


A Chevalieresque Conundrum.—Coster Bill (to 'Arriet). I si! When is your young man like a fish out of water?

'Arriet. Oh, g'long! Give't up.

Coster Bill. Why, when 'es a witin' round the corner.

[Short encounter, and exeunt severally.