Doctor. "Now remember, my man, three or four drops of this mixture three times a day—and inhale."

Patient. "Be I to take it in four or six hale, guv'nor?"


AGRICULTOORAL-LOORALS

(By Dumb-Crambo Junior)

Silo (Sigh low). Judging Stock.
Best Turn Out of Horse and Cart. Hurry For'ds (Herefords).
Threshing Machine. The Cat 'll Show.
Live Stock. Jerseys.
A Tuber. Pa's-Nips.

Cab-age.