In a Somersetshire Inn.—Mr. Fitz-Archibald Smith (of London, to the Landlord).—Is there a hair-dresser in the village? I want to be shampooed and shaved.
Landlord. Well, zur, I doant know much about the shampoodling, but our ostler's used to clipping horses. Would 'e like to try him?
From the Poultry.—When does a hen like beer? When she has a little brood.
Shocking Bad Husbandry.—Baby-farming.
Latest from our Farmyard.—In the Fowl House.—"Left sitting."