"A Little Learning."—Lady Tactful (visiting small farmer). I hope, John, the rain has not damaged the wheat.
John. Ah, my lady, some of it will never grow; the wet has busted it.
Mrs. John (who is "educated"). He should have said "bursted" my lady. That's what he means.
Lady Tactful. Never mind. I think I prefer the old-fashioned pronunciation.
Amateur Gardener (to goat-fancying neighbour). "Hi, madam. One of your confounded pets has got into my garden, and is eating my bedding-plants!"
Neighbour. "Good gracious! I trust they are not poisonous!"