Carrier. "Try zideways, Mrs. Jones, try zideways!"

Mrs. Jones. "Lar' bless 'ee, John, I ain't got no zideways."


MR. PUNCH'S AGRICULTURAL NOVEL

Bo and the Blacksheep.
A Story of the Sex.

(By Thomas of Wessex, Author of "Guess how a Murder feels," "The Cornet Minor," "The Horse that Cast a Shoe," "One in a Turret," "The Foot of Ethel hurt her," "The Flight of the Bivalve," "Hard on the Gadding Crowd," "A Lay o' Deceivers," &c.)