I felt like a sick lubber on Atlantic surges tossed—

Oh! never have a caddie with a squint!

I'm an "irritable duffer"—so my enemies declare,—

That is I'm very sensitive, and play a modest game.

A very little puts me off my stroke, and, standing there,

With his boot-heels at right angles, and his optics much the same,

He maddened me—no less, and I felt that all success

Against bumptious young McBungo—was impossible that day.

I'd have parted with a fiver to have beaten him. His dress

Was so very very swagger, and his scarlet cap so gay.