New Hand. "Oh, yes. Went yesterday."
Old Hand. "Whot did you go round in?"
New Hand. "Oh, my ordinary clothes!"
Golfing Amenities. (Overheard on a course within 100 miles of Edinburgh).—Hopeless Duffer (who continually asks his caddy the same question, with much grumbling at the non-success of his clubs). "And what shall I take now?"
His Unfortunate Partner (whose match has been lost and game spoilt, at last breaking out). "What'll ye tak noo! The best thing ye can tak is the fower fifteen for Edinburgh!"
The Pedantry of Sport.—First Golf Maniac. I played a round with Captain Bulger the other day.