Very mild Gentleman (who has failed to hit the ball five times in succession). "Well ——"
Up-to-date Caddy (producing gramophone charged with appropriate expletives). "Allow me, sir!"
[Mild Gentleman DOES allow him, and moreover presents him with a shilling for handling the subject in such a masterly manner.]
First Golfer (to Second Golfer, who is caught in a bunker). "Well, Jones told me this morning he did this hole yesterday in four."