Second Golfer (who stammers). "If Jones s-s-said he did it in four, he was a l-l-l-l——"
First Golfer. "Steady, friend, steady!"
Second Golfer. "——he was a l-lucky beggar!"
GOLF-LAND—HOLE BY HOLE
Match for a suit of oil-skins between Sunny Jack and Dismal Jimmy.
"The rain has beaten all records."—Daily Papers.
"Play the game."—Modern motto.
Hole 1.—Halved in 28. D.J. gets into the current with his 16th (a beauty) and is rescued by life-boat.
Hole 2.—Abandoned. A green-finder with a divining-rod, which is convertible into an umbrella, states that Primitive Baptists are using the green for purposes of total immersion.
Hole 3.—Abandoned. A regatta is found to be taking place in the big bunker.