THE NEW CHIMNEY
Mike. "Faith, Tim, ye haven't got ut sthraight at all. It lanes over to the roight!"
Tim. "Oh, ye're wrong. It's plumb ex-hact! It's myself that plumbed ut mosht careful. Indade, if ut has a fault, it lanes over an inch or tew to the left, when ye look at ut from behoind!!"
Irish "as she is spoke."