"Ready, aye Ready!" Officer "Royal Irish." "Why were you late in barracks last night, Private Atkins?" Private Atkins. "Train from London was very late, sir." Officer. "Very good. Next thime the thrain's late, take care y' come by an earlier one!"
Irish Dealer. "Ach, begorra, would ye run over the cushtomers? Sure, it's scarce enough they are!"