Supererogation.—Humanitarian. "Couldn't you manage to put a little more flesh on your poor horses' bones? He's frightfully thin!" Car-driver. "Bedad, surr, what's the use o' that? The poor baste can hardly carry what he's got a'ready!"


Mrs. O'Brady. "Shure oi want to bank twinty pounds. Can I draw it out quick if I want it?"

Postmaster. "Indade, Mrs. O'Brady, you can draw it out to morrow if you give me a wake's notice!"