Mr. O'Rorke (who has been quarrelling with a visitor). "Now, remember, Jane, the next time you let that man in you're to shut the door in his face!"
Policeman (examining broken window). "Begorra, but it's more sarious thin Oi thought it was. It's broke on both sides!"
"Prima Facie."—Magistrate. "The evidence shows that you threw a stone at this man." Mrs. O'Hooligan. "Faith, then, the looks o' the baste shows better 'n that, yer honour. They shows I 'it 'im!"