During hot weather. Sudden shower of rain.—Irish Visitor. "Ah, now this is welcome! An hour's rain like this will do more good in five minutes than a week of it!"


Scene—Cottage in West of Ireland during a rainstorm.

Tourist. "Why don't you mend those big holes in the roof?" Pat. "Wud your honour have me go out an' mend it in all this rain?" Tourist. "No. But you could do it when it is fine." Pat. "Shure, your honour, there's no need to do it thin!"