ANOTHER IRISH OBSTRUCTION
Colonel O'Funk. "I say, my man, what's on the other side of that rail?"
Pat. "Nothing."
Colonel O'Funk. "Then, will you take it down, and I'll clear it?"
Odd!—The Colonel (stopping at Irish Inn). "Look here. What's the meaning of this?" Boots. "Bedad! An' I've got just such another quare pair down below!"