The Rector (to Irish Plasterer). "That mortar must have been very bad." Pat (with a grin). "Faix, ye cann't expict the likes o' good Roman cimint to stick to a Protestant church, sorr!!"
THE SIGHTS OF DUBLIN
Irish Car-Driver. "Shure that's the Custom-House, sor; but it's only the rare av it you'll be seeing this side, sor—the front's behind!"