Country Cousin. "Do you stop at the Cecil?"
'Bus Driver. "Do I stop at the Cecil!—on twenty-eight bob a week!"
Frightful Levity.
Bus-Driver. "Hullo, gov'nour; got any room?"
Policeman, Driving Van (with great want of self-respect). "Just room for one; saved a place a purpose for you, sir."
Bus-Driver. "What's yer fare?"