À FORTIORI

Ticket Collector. "Now, then, make haste! Where's your ticket?"

Bandsman (refreshed). "Au've lost it!"

Ticket Collector. "Nonsense! Feel in your pockets. Ye cannot hev lost it!"

Bandsman. "Aw cannot? Why, man, au've lost the big drum!"

"JUST OUT!"—(AT ALL THE LIBRARIES)

First Young Lady. "How did you like Convict Life, dear?"