Second Young Lady. "Pretty well. We've just begun Ten Years' Penal Servitude. Some of us like it, but——"

Old Lady (mentally). "Good gracious! What dreadful creatures! So young, too!"

[Looks for the communicating cord!


RATHER SUSPICIOUS

First Passenger. "Had pretty good sport?"

Second Passenger. "No—very poor. Birds wild—rain in torrents—dogs no use. 'Only got fifty brace!"

First Passenger. "'Make birds dear, won't it?"