RAILWAY LITERATURE
Bookstall Keeper. "Book, ma'am? Yes, ma'am. Here's a popular work by an eminent surgeon, just published, 'Broken Legs: and How to Mend Them': or, would you like the last number of The Railway Operator?"
SATISFACTORY
Bumptious Old Gent (in a directorial tone). "Ah, guard—what are we—ah—waiting for?"