Ye’ll fin’ yer bogus Scotsmen pipin’ bogus Scottish airs.
First Lady. “Losh, but the doctor was gran’ the day!”
Second Lady. “H’m! D’ye think he is as clever as he used tae be?”
First Lady (astonished). “Clever!—he’s faur cleverer, but we dinna un’erstan’ him noo!”
“In Vino Veritas.”—Sandie Mac Sawnie respondeth: “Truth in wine, indeed! Hoot, mon, there’s nae sic a thing. Just skake up that auld port, and ye’ll find there’s muckle lees in it!”